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Poopy list

Those list is very funny! Read on if you want!

GHOST POOPY: That's the kind where you feel the poopy come out, have poopy on the toilet paper, but there's no poopy in the toilet.

CLEAN POOPY: The kind where you poopy it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.

WET POOPY: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you don't ruin them with a brown stain.

SECOND WAVE POOPY: It happens when you're done poopying. You've pulled your pants up to your knees, and then you realize that you have to poppy some more.

BRAIN HEMORRHAGE THROUGH YOUR NOSE POOPY, or POP A VEIN IN YOUR FOREHEAD POOPY: The kind where you strain so much to get it out that you practically have a stroke.

RICHARD SIMMONS POOPY: The kind of poopy where you poopy so much you lose 30 pounds.

CORN POOPY: Self explanatory.

LINCOLN LOG POOPY: The kind of poopy that is so huge that you're afraid to flush the toilet without breaking it up into a few dozen chunks.

"Gee, I Wish I Could Poopy" POOPY: It's the kind where you want to poopy, but all you do is sit on the toilet cramped and fart a few times.

BLOODY POOPY: Self explanatory.

SPINAL TAP POOPY: That's the kind that hurts so much coming out that you'd swear it was leaving you sideways.

WET CHEEKS POOPY, or POWER DUMP: That's the kind that comes out of your butt so fast that your butt cheeks get splashed with the toilet water.

LIQUID POOPY: The kind where a yellowish-brown fluid shoots out of your butt, splatters all over the inside of the toilet bowl, the whole time chronically burning your anus.

MEXICAN FOOD POOPY: In a class all its own.